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The Player
Name/nickname: uNNECESSARY INFORMATIONNNNNNN
Age: HOWWWWW DAAAAAARE
Pronouns: HHHHHHHHH
Contact: ????????
Experience: !!!!!!!
Currently played characters: WHAAAAAAAAA

The Character
DW account: howverydareyou
Name: The Earl of Lemongrab
Alias: Lemongrab
Age/Birthdate: I WAS GROWN IN A LAB SOME SHORT TIMESPANS AGO
Species: LEMON CANDY ABOMINATION
Canon: THE TIME OF ADVENTURES
Canon point: I AM SO ALONE
Played By: JUSTIN ROILAND ??????

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Abilities:
I AM VERY GOOD AT YELLIIIINNNNNNG
AND SENDING CITIZENS TO THE DUNGEON
I AM ALSO QUITE BENDY!!! AND GOOD AT PUZZLES NNNHHHHHHH

Appearance:
MY HEAD IS A LEMON
I HAVE NOODLY APPENDAGES
I AM VERY YELLOW
THESE ARE VERY PERSONAL QUESTIONS!!!!!

Personality:
THIS IS AN UNACCEPTBLE INTERROGATION!!!!
I AM VERY TIDY
AND...
...
...
LOUD
AND I AM AN EARL
/AND I AM SO ALONE/
I HAVE SO MUCH TO OFFERRRRRRRRRRR

History:
I WAS CONSTRUCTED IN A LAB BY A TALL GUM ARISTOCRAT

I WAS GIVEN THE EARLDOM OF LEMONGRAB

I ONCE TRIED TO RULE THE CANDY KINGDOM CASTLE BUT EXPERIENCED MANY TRIALS INCLUDING
-UNACCEPTABLE CONDITIONS
-INSUBORDINATION
-PRANKS
-JOKES
-SHENANIGANS
-RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINATIONS
-SO SPICE
-THE RESTORATION OF THE STATUS QUO

THEN I RETURNED TO MY EARLDOM WHERE I HAVE BEEN /SO ALONE/

Writing Sample:
OH NO OH DEAR I FORGOT TO DO MY WRITING SAMPLE HOW EMBARRASSING

HERE IT IS

Lemongrab is by no means an outdoorsman; rarely does he stray from his Earldom, and on those occasions certainly only for Early business. So you might imagine his surprise at one day finding himself in the direct midst of some extensively unfamiliar greenery. Not the sort of green one sees outside the Candy Kingdom; not a candy green or a minty sort of green. Grass green, and also trees and rocks and just all sorts of things, really. This alone would be quite worth his notice but even stranger than that are all the noodle creatures.

Well, what else should he call them? They are distinctively noodly in appearance and shape. Not a single one of them appears to be made of candy. How terribly dreadfully odd.

There is only one remotely likenable menace he has encountered in his Earlish adventures and that was the fearsome dogchild, Finn the Human Boy.

Could these creatures here be more human boys?

Well perhaps it would behoove the Earl to inquire.

He opens his mouth to ply assistance from the nearest several noodle beings.

"This situation is," he shrills slowly, then draws a breath to conclude: "UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!"



The Game
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